Chauvelin on The Incredibles

Those bloody Incredibles! They have superpowers! And to make matters worse, they're heroes! They should be villains like The Joker and Voldermort! They can stretch so far. I can sneak on people with that power. I can also reach the items I try to steal from people. It would be harder for the people I am trying to steal from to see me.

Now, if I could run fast, I would be able to capture the Scarlet Pimpernel in a flash. He wouldn't even see it coming! I would have taken him to the guillotine in a nanosecond.

If I had a shield, I would be able to run at ham without getting a scratch on me. He wouldn't even touch me, that demmed Scarlet Pimpernel. Than my men would come and catch him and that Traitor de Tournay.

Nay! I wouldn't need any of those powers if I could be super-strong! Then I could knockout the Scarlet Pimpernel, and all of his 19 friends. Than it would be the end of the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel!!

English Society...UGH!

So everyone thinks English society is so great. UGH! Well, every commoner in France, particularly me, simply thinks it is absolutely atrocious. The English are too lavish and arrogant! I mean, there are poor people starving to death, while they are at the opera, or at some fancy ball. It is always about fashion, etiquette, and this and that. That is why, my friends, we are trying to kill (or should I say eliminate) everyone noble. It just makes the most sense for us, don’t you agree? If not, you are just as bad, as any other noble and shall be sent to the guillotine. To make matters worse, I found out that some Englishman, so loyal to any king, would go out of his way to save these demmed nobles, I was absolutely up in arms! I had heard that he had saved dozens of lives and could not be caught! I had had enough, I, myself would go out to find this man. I was so, SO close, I had found out who the Scarlet Pimpernel was, and had a brilliant trap set up, but then he succeeded again, disguised as a Jew! Oh him and his odd ways. Who would have thought that he was by my side the entire way. I will get him next time though! So in general, you can say that I am absolutely NOT a fan of the English or English society.
Farewell,
Chauvelin

PS: Here are some facts on English Society in the 18th Century!

English Society on Prezi

The Deadly Enemy Revealed!

This surely cannot be! That Sir Percy has played his role exceedingly well in strength, speed, and grace. But now is his time to die! He cannot escape now. He's on French property. All of his moves will be to our advantage. I need time to think about this! All this time he slipped right under my nose! So much for being careful.. It was obvious, like a disaster just waiting to happen. Oh, woe is me! I feel bad for forcing Marguerite to save her brother. Wait, what am I saying?!

It was her choice: save her brother or kill the Scarlet Pimpernel. Now that I know the Scarlet Pimpernel is Sir Percy, it is going to be difficult to catch him, as he is the hero of England. Would it really be worth it to kill him and have all these Englishmen pile in and destroy our progress? If too many "Frenchies" die, the revolution will end ,and there will be nothing left to mark the progress we made. It is a difficult decision, but I think I'll make the right choice...

With no regrets,
Chauvelin

S.P.s Death Rap!

Roses are Red, and violets are blue. Oh Scarlet Pimpernel, how much do I hate you?

Up until the skies so high, you won’t know until you die.

You know your wife is going to be mad, but I don’t care if she’s sad.

The guns gonna come, and hit your bum. Oh Scarlet Pimpernel, you should run!

I don’t know if you’re Joe, but S.P. you should go! Oh, no.

Yo yo yoyoyoyo.

Scarlet Pimpernel, I don’t know if you are my foe.

Is that O.K. if I call you Joe, bro? Well… NO!

Marguerite has a big decision on her hands, and she hasn’t got it planned.

If I have it my way, you won’t know where to go, but I do! To the guillotino!

pukpicish pukpukpicish, pukpicish pukpuk picish… SP… RID (rest in death), yo!

-Chauvelin

Bonjour mes Amis!

Bonjour mes Amis! I go by the name of Chauvelin. I have been sent by the Republican Government of France on a mission; to find the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel- ohh I cringe at his name! Yes, and you, citoyenne can help me find this demmed creature. Read this wonderful blog. You will find all sorts of views on this Revolution, which in my opinion is the best thing that has ever happened to France, some current events from 2010, and some modern Pop Culture. You see, there are lots to explore-including some of these things called Web 2.0 applications or whatever…

Now, about myself. Many people have different opinions on me. Some say I am a very, VERY nice and polite gentleman, while others say I am sneaky, manipulative, an only determined to catch the Scarlet Pimpernel. Why, I have to say, I want to be THE ONE to catch him and have his dirty little head chopped off. I would say I have both of these personalities. However, I will do anything to get my way, even if it means blackmailing people and only having relationships that benefit me. For instance, I am “friends” with Marguerite. I had her “help” me find information about the Scarlet Pimpernel for the price of her brother. Ha-ha very well. VERY helpful for me! Well, enough talking about me, come read my wonderful and amazing blog!

That Demmed James Bond!!!

Have you heard of that demmed James Bond?!! I hope he goes to the guillotine. He will never be as good as me. I will always be one step ahead of him. Although he is a civil servant working in the Ministry of Defense, I'm still better,no,no, the best! He does have fantastic technology, but I have spectacular brains. I can always get some of my spies to achieve whatever I want. I have so many spies since those people are republicans. They always obey me since I am trying to get the Scarlet Pimpernel. If my spies can't help me, I will bribe someone into doing it. I am a deadly spy.

 

    To prove that I am better than James Bond, I will sneak into his house and steal all his spy gadgets. I will be invincible! That James Bond will be depressed, and I shall laugh while he keeps crying in his little dungeon. No one shall be taking my stardom away from me. I will be better than any other spy in the world.

 

    I am the best because I can bribe anyone I want to. I can make them do anything I want. If I need information, I can make someone get it for me. No one can stop me! I, Spy Chauvelin, am the best of the best.