I, Spy Chauvelin, tortured a Jew. He was really getting on my last nerves. And I am a republican. Every single republican hates Religion and how selfish clergy is. This is why we kicked them out of France! If they don't, then they aren't really a republican. I told my men to whip the man. He was lucky I was in a good mood. I was going to capture the Scarlet Pimpernel! So I didn't kill him.
I was also feeling good after being mean to the Jew. I dropped his money so he would have to bend down at the Chat Gris. Then I told him if he moved a muscle, we would find him and torture him again. His neck might even met the sharp blade of the guillotine.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Spies to the Rescue! (Secret Spoiler)
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Have you heard of this movie called 'Spy Kids?' Well I just watched that movie and two children's parents were spy's and they had to fight an evil person; like the Scarlet Pimpernel! And the two children's parents got taken so the two children had to act like spies and help and take back their parents. I wish I was a spy when I was a kid but I wouldn't have been spy unless that demmed Scarlet Pimpernel wasn't helping save the aristocrats. But you know if I didn't give them some inspiration they wouldn't have been 'kid spies.' Your welcome, but don't worry I won't charge you for stealing my inspiration. But I will charge the Scarlet Pimpernel (a.k.a. Sir Percy).
Those were just some of my opinions (and my version of the trailer) now these are the facts... There is two kids and their parents are spies; just like me, but at the time they didn't know that they were. Somehow they accidentally pressed a button and got sucked in an underwater bomb shaped submarine and went to their parents hide out (the younger boy was 8 and the older sister was 11 or 12). The intercom/T.V. said that their parents were in danger and they needed to save them. They went to their uncles shop and asked if their dad was his brother; they showed him a picture, and he said yes. So the two children asked him if they could stay and eat dinner; but he said it very stubborn, hard to convince, and didn't let them at first... But he finally said yes (later). So they stayed with him for a night... That what he thought but really in the middle of the night they stole some spy equipment and a small airplane/ helicopter and fled to save their parents. There is two other kinds of villains... One of them had a head that was a thumb and hands and legs as their other body parts and the other looked just like every child in the entire world; or atleast most of them. So the evil man; who taken the children's mom and dad, had this kind of clay that if you put certain wires on a persons head you could mold the special clay and it would make the person look like the creature you formed... I wish I had some of that then I could mutate the Scarlet Pimpernels face then when he was on the guillotine everyone would be laughing at him because his face was SO ugly! But at the end the Uncle, two children, and the parents defeated the Scarlet Pimpernel... Oh did I say the Scarlet Pimpernel I mean the bad guy! MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Chauvelin
Have you heard?...
Have you heard of Twain Mark? Wait, what's that? Oh... Well, Mark Twain, same difference. He wrote a book called The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. I love the book except for the ending. That is the only thing that I dislike about it. The ending was very weird, for the antagonist won. Why would Mark Twain let Tom Sawyer get away? If Injun Joe died, Tom and Becky should have died, too! This is just like the Scarlet Pimpernel. Injun Joe deserved to live! What did he do wrong? I see myself as Injun Joe chasing after Tom, except not dying physically, but from dignity and pride.
Life is not always fair. I want the Scarlet Pimpernel to leave us alone, but NOOOOO!, he just won't! I love the book because I can feel the connection between Injun Joe and Tom. Like... Injun Joe : Tom Sawyer:: Me : Scarlet Pimpernel! Though I said that it was a fairly decent book, what still troubles me is the ending! The book can be negative at some points especially for younger children. The antagonist tricking others into whitewashing a fence was the scariest part. So strange for the book to end by the protaganist dying slowly in a cave...
Chauvelin
The End of The Last Olympian
Hello again. I have been reading the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and oooohhhhhhhh it's amazing. My favorite book is The Last Olympian, which I'm reading now. I love how there is a spy, finally someone of my own kind. Personally, I would be with Kronos just because he's against someone named Percy, ooooooohhh, I cringe at the name. I'm about half wayt through the book; I'm at the part where all the campers are setting up their plan to defend Olympusl I'm really wondering what will happen in the end, so here is what I predict.
The Other Part of the Story
My goodness! The Scarlet Pimpernel has done it again. He has tricked me through and through, and I am NOT happy. I really thought I had him that night at the creek by the channel, but No! Here, this is what happened.
So, after my soldiers and I left the beat up Jew and that poor woman, Marguerite, we headed for the creek the Scarlet Pimpernel had written in his note, the note that the fugitives had so mistakenly left behind. We arrived there around 2:30 in the morning and were very tired. Almost all of my soldiers had fallen asleep except for a couple. Lucky them! I guess I won’t have to give them one of my terrifying punishments! I had had enough of these soldiers; they let that demmed Blakeney escape again, even with my ingenious trap set up, and then when the runaways made a horrible mistake by leaving information on where the Scarlet Pimpernel has hidden, my men fell asleep! I guess it is just as well though. I now realize that that the note was a fake. He didn’t really come to the creek, and all that waiting was for nothing. I really don’t know how he does it. It is like he has some kind of power to make him impossible to capture! There is also another thing on my mind. The following morning I had sent out one of men to pick up Marguerite and the Jew. Then, he came back empty handed and explained that he had looked everywhere, but there were no people anywhere. That really got me thinking. How in the world did they escape? Marguerite was unconscious, and the Jew could barely move. Then I realized something very, VERY horrible. The Scarlet Pimpernel must have hidden somewhere else, and then rescued his wife and the Jew! Then they escaped to England. If I am wrong, please forgive me, but, I am pretty sure it is something like that.
Well I must go now, as you see, I NEED to find that Scarlet Pimpernel! If I don’t, well, the government says that they will need to find another person to catch him. I cannot have that happen. I need to be the one to catch him! I need to have the pride and glory! You see how hard I have worked! So please let me know if you see any sign of him! Do it for France! PLEASE!
Farewell,
Chauvelin
PS: This is how I see the Scarlet Pimpernel after I catch him!! Ha!
So, after my soldiers and I left the beat up Jew and that poor woman, Marguerite, we headed for the creek the Scarlet Pimpernel had written in his note, the note that the fugitives had so mistakenly left behind. We arrived there around 2:30 in the morning and were very tired. Almost all of my soldiers had fallen asleep except for a couple. Lucky them! I guess I won’t have to give them one of my terrifying punishments! I had had enough of these soldiers; they let that demmed Blakeney escape again, even with my ingenious trap set up, and then when the runaways made a horrible mistake by leaving information on where the Scarlet Pimpernel has hidden, my men fell asleep! I guess it is just as well though. I now realize that that the note was a fake. He didn’t really come to the creek, and all that waiting was for nothing. I really don’t know how he does it. It is like he has some kind of power to make him impossible to capture! There is also another thing on my mind. The following morning I had sent out one of men to pick up Marguerite and the Jew. Then, he came back empty handed and explained that he had looked everywhere, but there were no people anywhere. That really got me thinking. How in the world did they escape? Marguerite was unconscious, and the Jew could barely move. Then I realized something very, VERY horrible. The Scarlet Pimpernel must have hidden somewhere else, and then rescued his wife and the Jew! Then they escaped to England. If I am wrong, please forgive me, but, I am pretty sure it is something like that.
Well I must go now, as you see, I NEED to find that Scarlet Pimpernel! If I don’t, well, the government says that they will need to find another person to catch him. I cannot have that happen. I need to be the one to catch him! I need to have the pride and glory! You see how hard I have worked! So please let me know if you see any sign of him! Do it for France! PLEASE!
Farewell,
Chauvelin
PS: This is how I see the Scarlet Pimpernel after I catch him!! Ha!
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